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Ho cercato topic simili ma non ne ho trovati.

Se questo dovesse risultare OT o non gradito prego i moderatori di cancellarlo.

Leggendo qualche post su Quora (è una sorta di yahoo answers on steroids sotto forma di social network), dove si trovano moltissime domande sui libri o la serie, ho trovato questo commento che mi è parso molto simpatico e che ho pensato di riportare.

Alcune delle risposte non le capisco perché hanno a che fare con nomi o titoli che non conosco ma molte altre sono davvero simpatiche.

What are some things that need to be said about Game of Thrones?

Bran’s plot can be summed up in ‘to the window, to the Wall’.
Ned and Jon’s relationship is summed up in ‘How I met your mother’.
Men of house Lannister, Jaime, Tywin and Tyrion could be the cast of ‘Two and half men’.
The requirement for the role of Ned Stark was that it had to be played by Sean Bean. As his motto is Y.O.L.O.S (you only live one season).
The entirity of the show is about people fighting to the death for an iron chair that could potentially kill them once they sit it.
Brienne and Tormund will have their own spin off series. ‘50 shades of ginger’.
Jon Snow has ripped off the most famous line from a classic film, ‘I see dead people’.
GRRM meant it when he created the quote ‘All men must die’.
Whilst Theon followed in the footsteps of Luke Skywalker in only wanting to fuck his sister, Jaime revolutionized the desire to do so.
Jon Snow has the best surname. It is adjustable to weather conditions he experiences. Jon Rain. Jon Sunshine. Jon Wind (though, this is the name Pyp granted him due to his flatulence).
Jon Snow’s inner thoughts after getting stabbed, ‘if I Lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and forget the world?’ #JonSnowPatrol
The reason they didn’t let Jon Snow die and turn into a Wight was because he then would be Snow-Wight. Not a cool name for the hero of the story.
Hodor was actually named after the entrance to a whorehouse. Ho-dor.
Reek will headline the next set of ‘Ex-Men’ films.
Daario has declared himself King Aario in Slaver’s Bay. He gave his ‘D’ to Dany.
Ned Stark died because he demanded Joffrey should hand over the Ring to him.
Ygritte’s favorite part of nightly news broadcast is the weather. She loves predictions of 6–8 inches of snow.
Wylla Manderly is ASOIAF’s Chuck Norris.
You know you have added too much ginger to your dish when it calls out ‘you know nothing, cook’.
Cersei always incests to pay for dinner. A Lannister woman always pays her debts.
Jon Snow’s reasoning for abandoning Ygritte and the Wildings was ‘crows before hoes’.
Dany’s combined allies of the Dothraki and the Greyjoys are called the Khal-Amari forces.
The injured giants all died because they forgot the number for 9-wun-wun.
Tyrion will form a cadet branch of house Lannister with the words ‘Hold me closer tiny Lannister’.
Jon Snow was killed, but they gave his life back. Arya was blinded, but they gave her eyes back. Jaime was amputated, but they gave his hand back. Theon….aww poor Theon.
Wedding parties die when Edmure Tully leaves.
The key to settling ‘rightful heir’ issues post Robert Baratheon’s death was http://ancestry.com
Grenn held a gate before holding a door was cool.
The ratio of people in Westeros dying from natural causes is 2/everyone. Hoster Tully and Aemon.
Joffrey did not die of poison. He died of shock when Margaery whispered in his ear ‘you are your own cousin’.
Oberyn Martell is now included in instructional videos for wearing safety helmets.
Bran wants to give Jaime a hand whenever Jaime trips and falls. But what Jaime truly desires is a standing ovation.
Joff’s uncle is his father. Jon’s father is his uncle. What is Craster to little Sam?
Jaime only has a thing for Brienne because he thought they were related.
Valar Morghulis is high Valyrian for YOLO.
Littlefinger has brains. Gregor has brawn. Tyrion has both brains and Bronn.
The moto of house Whitewalker is ‘no one knows what it is like to be the sad man, to be the bad man. Behind blue eyes’.
What does Dany say to leaving Meereen? Not today!
Lannister beds in the Red Keep are huge. They push two twins together to make a king.
The war of 5 kings started because one boy was in someone else’s spot. The rest howled ‘you are in my spot!!’.
Jon Snow was too cruel when he told Robb ‘you Starks are hard to kill’.
Ser Arthur Dayne was such a badass that he killed 50 people. And then he drew his sword.
The Hound bought a Samsung galaxy note 7. He used to keep it under his pillow.
Guns don’t kill people. GRRM kills people.
What did Arya say to the god of death? Take Syrio Forrel instead.
The new movie ‘The wedding planner’ will be starring Walder Frey, Roose Bolton, Lame Lothor, and Tywin Lannister.
Sansa has a taste for bastard men.
GRRM has planned to co-write a novella with Drew Carey titled ‘Whose throne is it anyway’.
Tommen overheard Bloodraven telling Bran ‘You won’t walk again. But you will fly’. Tommen assumed BR meant him.
Varys is Westeros’ version of CCTV.
The Red Wedding was not too bad by Dothraki standards.
Tyrion’s official title is ‘Kingslapper’.
ASOIAF series will end with ‘and they all died a gruesome death. The end!’.

Link alla discussione qui.

<p>
	Ho cercato topic simili ma non ne ho trovati.
</p>

<p>
	Se questo dovesse risultare OT o non gradito prego i moderatori di cancellarlo.
</p>

<p>
	Leggendo qualche post su Quora (è una sorta di yahoo answers on steroids sotto forma di social network), dove si trovano moltissime domande sui libri o la serie, ho trovato questo commento che mi è parso molto simpatico e che ho pensato di riportare.
</p>

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	Alcune delle risposte non le capisco perché hanno a che fare con nomi o titoli che non conosco ma molte altre sono davvero simpatiche.
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		<a href="https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-things-that-need-to-be-said-about-Game-of-Thrones" style="color:inherit;" rel="external nofollow"><span><span>What are some things that need to be said about Game of Thrones?</span></span></a>
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														<span>Bran’s plot can be summed up in ‘to the window, to the Wall’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Ned and Jon’s relationship is summed up in ‘How I met your mother’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Men of house Lannister, Jaime, Tywin and Tyrion could be the cast of ‘Two and half men’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The requirement for the role of Ned Stark was that it had to be played by Sean Bean. As his motto is Y.O.L.O.S (you only live one season).</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The entirity of the show is about people fighting to the death for an iron chair that could potentially kill them once they sit it.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Brienne and Tormund will have their own spin off series. ‘50 shades of ginger’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Jon Snow has ripped off the most famous line from a classic film, ‘I see dead people’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>GRRM meant it when he created the quote ‘All men must die’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Whilst Theon followed in the footsteps of Luke Skywalker in only wanting to fuck his sister, Jaime revolutionized the desire to do so.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Jon Snow has the best surname. It is adjustable to weather conditions he experiences. Jon Rain. Jon Sunshine. Jon Wind (though, this is the name Pyp granted him due to his flatulence).</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Jon Snow’s inner thoughts after getting stabbed, ‘if I Lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and forget the world?’ #JonSnowPatrol</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The reason they didn’t let Jon Snow die and turn into a Wight was because he then would be Snow-Wight. Not a cool name for the hero of the story.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Hodor was actually named after the entrance to a whorehouse. Ho-dor.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Reek will headline the next set of ‘Ex-Men’ films.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Daario has declared himself King Aario in Slaver’s Bay. He gave his ‘D’ to Dany.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Ned Stark died because he demanded Joffrey should hand over the Ring to him.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Ygritte’s favorite part of nightly news broadcast is the weather. She loves predictions of 6–8 inches of snow.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Wylla Manderly is ASOIAF’s Chuck Norris.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>You know you have added too much ginger to your dish when it calls out ‘you know nothing, cook’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Cersei always incests to pay for dinner. A Lannister woman always pays her debts.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Jon Snow’s reasoning for abandoning Ygritte and the Wildings was ‘crows before hoes’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Dany’s combined allies of the Dothraki and the Greyjoys are called the Khal-Amari forces.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The injured giants all died because they forgot the number for 9-wun-wun.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Tyrion will form a cadet branch of house Lannister with the words ‘Hold me closer tiny Lannister’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Jon Snow was killed, but they gave his life back. Arya was blinded, but they gave her eyes back. Jaime was amputated, but they gave his hand back. Theon….aww poor Theon.</span>
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														<span>Wedding parties die when Edmure Tully leaves.</span>
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														<span>The key to settling ‘rightful heir’ issues post Robert Baratheon’s death was<span> </span><span><a href="http://ancestery.com/" rel="external nofollow" style="color:#2b6dad;">http://ancestry.com</a></span></span>
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														<span>Grenn held a gate before holding a door was cool.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The ratio of people in Westeros dying from natural causes is 2/everyone. Hoster Tully and Aemon.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Joffrey did not die of poison. He died of shock when Margaery whispered in his ear ‘you are your own cousin’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Oberyn Martell is now included in instructional videos for wearing safety helmets.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Bran wants to give Jaime a hand whenever Jaime trips and falls. But what Jaime truly desires is a standing ovation.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Joff’s uncle is his father. Jon’s father is his uncle. What is Craster to little Sam?</span>
													</li>
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														<span>Jaime only has a thing for Brienne because he thought they were related.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Valar Morghulis is high Valyrian for YOLO.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Littlefinger has brains. Gregor has brawn. Tyrion has both brains and Bronn.</span>
													</li>
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														<span>The moto of house Whitewalker is ‘no one knows what it is like to be the sad man, to be the bad man. Behind blue eyes’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>What does Dany say to leaving Meereen? Not today!</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Lannister beds in the Red Keep are huge. They push two twins together to make a king.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The war of 5 kings started because one boy was in someone else’s spot. The rest howled ‘you are in my spot!!’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Jon Snow was too cruel when he told Robb ‘you Starks are hard to kill’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Ser Arthur Dayne was such a badass that he killed 50 people. And then he drew his sword.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The Hound bought a Samsung galaxy note 7. He used to keep it under his pillow.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Guns don’t kill people. GRRM kills people.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>What did Arya say to the god of death? Take Syrio Forrel instead.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The new movie ‘The wedding planner’ will be starring Walder Frey, Roose Bolton, Lame Lothor, and Tywin Lannister.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Sansa has a taste for bastard men.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>GRRM has planned to co-write a novella with Drew Carey titled ‘Whose throne is it anyway’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Tommen overheard Bloodraven telling Bran ‘You won’t walk again. But you will fly’. Tommen assumed BR meant him.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Varys is Westeros’ version of CCTV.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>The Red Wedding was not too bad by Dothraki standards.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>Tyrion’s official title is ‘Kingslapper’.</span>
													</li>
													<li>
														<span>ASOIAF series will end with ‘and they all died a gruesome death. The end!’.</span>
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	Link alla discussione <a href="https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-things-that-need-to-be-said-about-Game-of-Thrones" rel="external nofollow">qui</a>.
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Inviato il 18 agosto 2017 19:53

Nemmeno io ho compreso tutto, ma

Alla Khal-Amari mi sono arresa!

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JonSnow;
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Inviato il 18 agosto 2017 22:08

Per la maggior parte non strappano un sorriso e sono abbastanza banali. Poco incisivi.

Avrebbero molto da imparare da @Gedeont, la cui ironia in questo senso partorisce risultati migliori.

« I did what I thought was right. » Jon Snow

« There are no men like me. Only me. » - Jaime Lannister

« No one can protect me. No one can protect anyone. It's true, I am a slow learner, but I learn. Winterfell is Our Home, we have to fight for it. » - Sansa Stark

« Leave one wolf alive and the sheep will never be safe. » - Arya Stark

« A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. » - Stannis Baratheon

Take my Heart when You go _ Take Mine in It's Place.

Ti proteggerò dalle paure delle ipocondrie, dai turbamenti che da oggi incontrerai per la tua via, dalle ingiustizie e dagli inganni del tuo tempo, dai fallimenti che per tua natura normalmente attirerai. Ti salverò da ogni malinconia, perché sei un essere speciale. Ed io avrò cura di te.

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Inviato il 21 agosto 2017 13:29

Reazioni sparse di internet sull'ultima puntata

https://m.9gag.com/gag/aADbmgL

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Inviato il 23 agosto 2017 10:24

E' di un mesetto fa, ma ancora non riesco a smettere di cantarla. XD

*BRAN WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN BUT SOMEDAY HE'LL FLY!*

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Inviato il 11 giugno 2018 15:18

Troppo carino!

Certo che i punti di vista in GoT sono molto variabili ... e molto soggettivi

https://i.redd.it/auvqrw1m89311.jpg

Ringrazio il mio caro amico JonSnow; per aver ideato e creato le immagini dei miei bellissimi ed elegantissimi avatar e firma

;
« I am a wolf and I fear nobody. »

''They were insulting Jon and you sat there and listened.''
''Offend them and Jon loses his army.''
''Not if they lose their heads first.''
« Leave just ONE wolf alive and sheeps will NEVER be safe. »
« When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. »

''I lupi sani e le donne sane hanno in comune talune caratteristiche psichiche: sensibilità acuta, spirito giocoso, e grande devozione. Lupi e donne sono affini per natura, sono curiosi di sapere e possiedono grande forza e resistenza. Sono profondamente intuitivi e si occupano intensamente dei loro piccoli, del compagno, del gruppo. Sono esperti nell'arte di adattarsi a circostanze sempre mutevoli; sono fieramente gagliardi e molto coraggiosi. Eppure le due specie sono state entrambe perseguitate''.

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Snow-Wight

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Questa è molto interessante

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/funny-game-of-thrones-memes__605.jpg

Ringrazio il mio caro amico JonSnow; per aver ideato e creato le immagini dei miei bellissimi ed elegantissimi avatar e firma

;
« I am a wolf and I fear nobody. »

''They were insulting Jon and you sat there and listened.''
''Offend them and Jon loses his army.''
''Not if they lose their heads first.''
« Leave just ONE wolf alive and sheeps will NEVER be safe. »
« When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. »

''I lupi sani e le donne sane hanno in comune talune caratteristiche psichiche: sensibilità acuta, spirito giocoso, e grande devozione. Lupi e donne sono affini per natura, sono curiosi di sapere e possiedono grande forza e resistenza. Sono profondamente intuitivi e si occupano intensamente dei loro piccoli, del compagno, del gruppo. Sono esperti nell'arte di adattarsi a circostanze sempre mutevoli; sono fieramente gagliardi e molto coraggiosi. Eppure le due specie sono state entrambe perseguitate''.

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Inviato il 17 giugno 2018 15:04

Nella vita ,anche di una ragazzina ci vuole pazienza ma fino ad un certo punto

https://onsizzle.com/i/iam-daenerys-targaryen-the-first-of-her-name-queen-of-834968

Modificato il 05 July 2024 17:07

Ringrazio il mio caro amico JonSnow; per aver ideato e creato le immagini dei miei bellissimi ed elegantissimi avatar e firma

;
« I am a wolf and I fear nobody. »

''They were insulting Jon and you sat there and listened.''
''Offend them and Jon loses his army.''
''Not if they lose their heads first.''
« Leave just ONE wolf alive and sheeps will NEVER be safe. »
« When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. »

''I lupi sani e le donne sane hanno in comune talune caratteristiche psichiche: sensibilità acuta, spirito giocoso, e grande devozione. Lupi e donne sono affini per natura, sono curiosi di sapere e possiedono grande forza e resistenza. Sono profondamente intuitivi e si occupano intensamente dei loro piccoli, del compagno, del gruppo. Sono esperti nell'arte di adattarsi a circostanze sempre mutevoli; sono fieramente gagliardi e molto coraggiosi. Eppure le due specie sono state entrambe perseguitate''.

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Inviato il 14 settembre 2018 19:57

umorismo involontario (o forse no considerando il mestiere che fa).

Questa è una intervista un po’ datata (e forse già fatta vedere da qualcuno) nella quale Emilia Clarke parla, tra le altre cose, di una scena della prima stagione, e fa un buffo commento. È curioso come anche Daenerys nei libri rida di un argomento simile con un personaggio (tagliato nella serie).

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Inviato il 16 settembre 2018 18:57

Comunque per quanto drammatica, cruenta ed epica, la serie ha dei piccolissimi passaggi che strappano una risatina.
Su tutti Bronn, il personaggio che si prende meno sul serio di tutti, ma anche il maestro Pycelle fa ridere, non riesce mai a terminare un discorso che lo scacciano tutti perchè prolisso e noioso.
Anche Arya durante i suoi viaggi col mastino fa delle battute buffe:
A.:"vorrei un cavallo mio.."
M:.."ah..la ragazzina vorrebbe un pony" ..
A: "la ragazzina vorrebbe stare lontano dal tuo fetore.."

Cita

Nei miei sogni uccido quell'uomo ogni notte..

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Inviato il 25 settembre 2018 20:47

Questa immagine è proprio molto divertente

Ringrazio il mio caro amico JonSnow; per aver ideato e creato le immagini dei miei bellissimi ed elegantissimi avatar e firma

;
« I am a wolf and I fear nobody. »

''They were insulting Jon and you sat there and listened.''
''Offend them and Jon loses his army.''
''Not if they lose their heads first.''
« Leave just ONE wolf alive and sheeps will NEVER be safe. »
« When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. »

''I lupi sani e le donne sane hanno in comune talune caratteristiche psichiche: sensibilità acuta, spirito giocoso, e grande devozione. Lupi e donne sono affini per natura, sono curiosi di sapere e possiedono grande forza e resistenza. Sono profondamente intuitivi e si occupano intensamente dei loro piccoli, del compagno, del gruppo. Sono esperti nell'arte di adattarsi a circostanze sempre mutevoli; sono fieramente gagliardi e molto coraggiosi. Eppure le due specie sono state entrambe perseguitate''.

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Inviato il 02 novembre 2018 20:29

Forse non è il luogo, ma è troppo divertente per non condividerlo.

President Trump's Game of ThronesTweet Draws Sharp Rebuke From HBO

Per non parlare del tweet di Maisie Williams.

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Inviato il 03 novembre 2018 19:47

In ogni caso la HBO non ha gradito la pubblicità non occulta

https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2018/11/Donald-Trump-636x397.jpg

Ringrazio il mio caro amico JonSnow; per aver ideato e creato le immagini dei miei bellissimi ed elegantissimi avatar e firma

;
« I am a wolf and I fear nobody. »

''They were insulting Jon and you sat there and listened.''
''Offend them and Jon loses his army.''
''Not if they lose their heads first.''
« Leave just ONE wolf alive and sheeps will NEVER be safe. »
« When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. »

''I lupi sani e le donne sane hanno in comune talune caratteristiche psichiche: sensibilità acuta, spirito giocoso, e grande devozione. Lupi e donne sono affini per natura, sono curiosi di sapere e possiedono grande forza e resistenza. Sono profondamente intuitivi e si occupano intensamente dei loro piccoli, del compagno, del gruppo. Sono esperti nell'arte di adattarsi a circostanze sempre mutevoli; sono fieramente gagliardi e molto coraggiosi. Eppure le due specie sono state entrambe perseguitate''.

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Penguins are coming!! Il video è una parodia della opening di got e serve per richiamare l' attenzione sui nuovi documentari di sir Richard Attemboroungh.

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