George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
You’re not going to get any younger, you know
Winter is coming, I’m growing impatient
And you’ve still got two more damn books left to go
So write, George, write like the wind!

I curse the day that my friend ever loaned me
An old dog-eared paperback called Game of Thrones
How could I know that this seed would grow into
An addiction that held me, right down to my bones

Now, five books later, I lurk with the masses
Indignant, entitled, and waiting for word
That the great Bearded Glacier has finally published
Nine hundred more pages of crack for the nerds

Why does every new verse of your song
Keep taking you so goddamn long?

George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
please give us boiled leather, and sigils and steel
We need our allotment of incest and intrigue
And six page descriptions of every last meal
So write, George, write like the wind!

Lewis took five years to chronicle Narnia
Tolkien had twelve years, and Rowling took ten
Lucas spent nearly three decades on Star Wars
And we all know how that one turned out in the end

You’re not our bitch, and you’re not a machine
And we don’t mean to dictate how you spend your days
But please, bear in mind, in the time that you’ve had,
William Shakespeare churned out thirty-five friggin’ plays

And if you keep writing so slow
You’ll hold up the HBO show

George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
‘cause we won’t stop whining until we’re appeased
Crap out the chapters–and George, while you’re at it
Stop killing our favorite characters, please
And write, George, write…like the wind!

(George R.R. Martin, please write, and write faster
Before you are dead, George, please write like the wind)

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<p> </p> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="480" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/j7lp3RhzfgI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div></div> <br /><br /> George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster<br /> You’re not going to get any younger, you know<br /> Winter is coming, I’m growing impatient<br /> And you’ve still got two more damn books left to go<br /> So write, George, write like the wind!<br /><br /> I curse the day that my friend ever loaned me<br /> An old dog-eared paperback called Game of Thrones<br /> How could I know that this seed would grow into<br /> An addiction that held me, right down to my bones<br /><br /> Now, five books later, I lurk with the masses<br /> Indignant, entitled, and waiting for word<br /> That the great Bearded Glacier has finally published<br /> Nine hundred more pages of crack for the nerds<br /><br /> Why does every new verse of your song<br /> Keep taking you so goddamn long?<br /><br /> George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster<br /> please give us boiled leather, and sigils and steel<br /> We need our allotment of incest and intrigue<br /> And six page descriptions of every last meal<br /> So write, George, write like the wind!<br /><br /> Lewis took five years to chronicle Narnia<br /> Tolkien had twelve years, and Rowling took ten<br /> Lucas spent nearly three decades on Star Wars<br /> And we all know how that one turned out in the end<br /><br /> You’re not our bitch, and you’re not a machine<br /> And we don’t mean to dictate how you spend your days<br /> But please, bear in mind, in the time that you’ve had,<br /> William Shakespeare churned out thirty-five friggin’ plays<br /><br /> And if you keep writing so slow<br /> You’ll hold up the HBO show<br /><br /> George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster<br /> ‘cause we won’t stop whining until we’re appeased<br /> Crap out the chapters–and George, while you’re at it<br /> Stop killing our favorite characters, please<br /> And write, George, write…like the wind!<br /><br /> (George R.R. Martin, please write, and write faster<br /> Before you are dead, George, please write like the wind)<br /><br /><img src="/img/emoji/singing.gif" alt="<img alt=":singing:" data-emoticon="" src="/img/emoji/singing.gif" title=":singing:" />" />

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<p>Bellissima!</p>

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<p>Mi unisco al trio!</p>

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<p>Bellissima! E c'è pure Vork! (per chi non lo conosce consiglio la visione di the guild!)</p>

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" /> che malati

 

 

Bello il finale con le varie armi " />

<p><img src="/img/emoji/shocked.gif" alt="<img alt=":shock:" data-emoticon="" src="/img/emoji/shocked.gif" title=":shock:" />" /> che malati</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> Bello il finale con le varie armi <img src="/img/emoji/blink.gif" alt="<img alt=":blink:" data-emoticon="" src="/img/emoji/blink.gif" title=":blink:" />" /></p>

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Bellissima! E c'è pure Vork! (per chi non lo conosce consiglio la visione di the guild!)

 

Vedo che sei un vero intenditore! " />

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentcommentid="372168" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic" data-ipsquote-contentid="11112" data-ipsquote-username="'xaytar'" data-cite="'xaytar'" data-ipsquote-timestamp="1340582134"><div> <p>Bellissima! E c'è pure Vork! (per chi non lo conosce consiglio la visione di the guild!)</p> <p> </p> </div></blockquote>Vedo che sei un vero intenditore! <img src="/img/emoji/mad.gif" alt="<img alt=":figo:" data-emoticon="" src="/img/emoji/mad.gif" title=":figo:" />" />

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Bellissima! E c'è pure Vork! (per chi non lo conosce consiglio la visione di the guild!)

 

Vedo che sei un vero intenditore! " />

 

Riconosco i prodotti di qualità come un macellaio con le sue salsiccine! " />

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentcommentid="372173" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic" data-ipsquote-contentid="11112" data-ipsquote-username="'Cdp Stark'" data-cite="'Cdp Stark'" data-ipsquote-timestamp="1340608779"><div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentcommentid="372168" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic" data-ipsquote-contentid="11112" data-ipsquote-username="'xaytar'" data-cite="'xaytar'" data-ipsquote-timestamp="1340582134"><div> <p> </p> <p>Bellissima! E c'è pure Vork! (per chi non lo conosce consiglio la visione di the guild!)</p> <p> </p> </div></blockquote>Vedo che sei un vero intenditore! <img src="/img/emoji/mad.gif" alt="<img alt=":figo:" data-emoticon="" src="/img/emoji/mad.gif" title=":figo:" />" /><p> </p> </div></blockquote> <p>Riconosco i prodotti di qualità come un macellaio con le sue salsiccine! <img src="/img/emoji/blink.gif" alt="<img alt=":blink:" data-emoticon="" src="/img/emoji/blink.gif" title=":blink:" />" /></p>

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La vendetta di Martin, con la collaborazione di Neil Gaiman!!!:

<p>La vendetta di Martin, con la collaborazione di Neil Gaiman!!!: </p> <p> </p> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo " contenteditable="false"><div><iframe width="480" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GqcqapoFy-w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div></div>

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La vendetta di Martin, con la collaborazione di Neil Gaiman!!!:

 

I primi due commenti più votati su youtube meritano:

 

I didn't know that guitar was a Stark.

 

The Red Concert.

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentcommentid="422814" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic" data-ipsquote-contentid="11112" data-ipsquote-username="sharingan" data-cite="sharingan" data-ipsquote-timestamp="1374249094"><div><div> <p>La vendetta di Martin, con la collaborazione di Neil Gaiman!!!: </p> <p> </p> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="480" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GqcqapoFy-w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true"></iframe></div></div> </div></div></blockquote> <p> </p> <p>I primi due commenti più votati su youtube meritano:</p> <p> </p> <p><em>I didn't know that guitar was a Stark.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><em>The Red Concert.</em></p>

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